He walks over and into his room and sees his mother wearing a skimpy teacher’s outfit, with a skirt so short; you can see the thong she’s wearing. Aunty xxx “Now, do you know who was the first man to sigh the Declaration of Independence?”
Chris’ eyes light up as he gives the answer. “Hey mom, this is really special.” He says. It’s almost hypnotic to Chris, who can’t help but stare. “Eh, probably just our imagination.”
At that moment…
Meg is sitting on a corner on the other side of town, still waiting for her parents to pick her up. We even had a 3-way with John Madden.”
Lois smiles and slowly begins to stand up from the table. “Peter, what are you doing?”
“I’m trying to flip the friggin’ light switch back on.” He says.
